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The Helendale Nude Footy Calendar

Presented by Kissing Booth
 
31 Jan – 3 Feb
Wed – Sat 9pm | Sat 3.30pm
Duration: 130 mins
Gasworks Arts Park, 21 Graham St, Albert Park

By popular demand, and after a sell-out season last year, the fellas are back.

The Helendale Hornets Footy Club is in financial trouble and it looks like it's just gonna go under, unless someone comes up with one heck of an idea.

Angus may just have one heck of an idea...
The footy guys are all kinda accidentally handsome.
And their illogical athletic pastime has rendered them well-built and quite evenly tanned.
And handsome well-built men sure do look good naked.
And people, yeah, also need to know what day of the week it is.
For the good of the town, the happiness of their mates, and their love of the sport, the footy shorts are coming off.

A play that tells three parallel stories of being a gay guy in an Australian country town.

It's about mateship, about men, about sit-ups, about locker rooms, about love, about loathing, and about that town you drove through that time when you met a friendly guy with a dog or something and thought 'Hey, maybe I'd like living here', but you were like, never gonna actually consider ever doing that.

Adult content, nudity, drug references


Photo by Jake Stewart

Wheelchair access Over 18 only Bar available 

When

31 Jan – 3 Feb
Wed – Sat 9pm | Sat 3.30pm
Duration: 130 mins
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No session
 
Session
 
Cancelled

Price

Full: $30
Concession: $25

Where

Gasworks Arts Park
21 Graham St, Albert Park

  • City of Melbourne
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  • NAB
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  • Corrs
  • Jetstar
  • AGL